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Well, well, welly well well... by dumpaling Well, well, welly well well... by dumpaling
Look what I'm doing and shit raging about people who are fapping about this old man with their underage mary sue OCs.

Because I think that about 98-99% (I'd love to think 100% but that's being idealistic) of you would not fap to or want to get off with Josef Mengele; Edward Richtofen's real life counterpart more or less...

Now excuse me while I get some popcorn to see my watcher count drop to zero because of this disgustingly offensive...


And yes, I spell it the British way because although he does not jack off to feet either, that is not the message I am trying to convey today.
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dredwardgumball115 Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2017
Who talks richtofen is a peadophile?
SonicMasterHero Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2016
:iconsamanthamaxisplz: :iconsaysplz: Thank the heavens.
PingusArmy Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
I thought I was the only one who thought this...sadly there are Mengele fangirls out there
CapriciousCrow Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2015  Professional Artist
Agreed! I'm getting pretty fucking fed up with this too.
richtofenfan11 Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2014
... Um ok 😐
Ask-Death-The-Kid Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
(( I still like Richtofen. XD Like, I understand where you're coming from an all. But he's just a COD character. :) And he's a fan favorite because after he touched that pyramid in Griffin Station (Moon map) he started hearing the voices in his head. In Origins he was actually rather decent. He still had that doctor comment I know, but he was 'mellow'. That was my observation and view on it after watching a 3 hour documentary on the whole zombie story. :P )) 
jordankennerson Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2014  Student General Artist
Yeah that's what I think to :)
AA1900 Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2014
Zere is a difference! *sobs*
isick16 Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2013
i don't understand what that word means
DatRandomSpy Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Paedophile? It means someone who has a sexual attraction towards children (nasty people)
BrysonMichealCano Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2013  Student Artist
And that's Richtofen in a nutshell everyone *applause* Thank you, thank you.
h311Man Featured By Owner May 31, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
this does not surprise me at all Ricky


me:yeah I mean I just can,t see a psychopath like you is a cowherd

Ricky: *sad face*

Me:yep and Samantha's right behind you with the raygun I,d run right now! *I run away leaving Ricky*
weskittykat4evr Featured By Owner May 22, 2013
Don't worry Richy, I'm Pretty Sick myself.
sonicfan967 Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2013
you're right you're not a pedophile, YOU'RE A NECROPHILIAC!!!!!!!!!!!
EJT-710 Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Ha Ha Did Anyone Notice The Really Small Text
iheartslashers Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
But thats why I wuuuuv you... (why yes, yes I am sick in the head XD o.o)
Classic-Dave Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2013
Rictofen's strange, but that's why i love him X3
paulacracker1 Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2013  Student General Artist
i'm still a sick fuck though
Tokyo2314 Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
this is my ipod lock screen wallpaper
Iamalocustdrone935 Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2012
Listen to the doctor, stop putting him with Dempsey the idiot and with the RiDe shit.
HerotheTimelord Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
LOL i would say he is a pedo cus he is in a girls body and he is a old man
waddles78552 Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2012  Student Digital Artist
......................Richtofen is not that old he is 49 so poop you Edward is fricken epic and i love you art so i'm trying not to be rude but u r every mean to Richtofen (even tho he is a video game charecter)
Luminosion Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012   Digital Artist
I completely agree with this, in about forty ways. I've seen so many fanfictions with Richtofen as a pseudo-pedophile ... and (perhaps even worse) absolutely NO explanation as to why he's "fallen in love" or "fallen in lust" with the character in question. I personally don't identify Richtofen with Mengele (even if he was inspired by him at first), because when I looked for more explanation of his character development (I found a good reference here: [link]), I discovered that Richtofen was highly opposed to the Nazi Party, and actually *wasn't* a doctor in the Nazi Party/a doctor at a death camp or something. It seemed that, at first, Edward was a man of science, interested in science for science's sake ... and he only became super messed up after he came into contact with the MPD. If you haven't heard all the "easter-egg" radio broadcasts, I really encourage you to listen to them--they're super interesting to hear as a NZ fan! ... but anyway, I was going to finish this schpeel by saying: In the end, since I really don't think that Richtofen (at the core as a human, at least) was like Mengele/a "true" Nazi doctor, the thing that bothers me most about these stories is the utter disregard to his character. The people who write these fanfictions with Richtofen suddenly feeling all mushy goo goo about someone ... they end up bothering me because (aside from the OC being underage in a lot of cases) there's no real lead-up or defense as to why he feels that way. At all. I've only read one fanfiction where a legitimate lead-up actually happened, and I'm sure people would still disagree with it. In that sense, I also disagree with some of the slashfics I've read (aside from oneshots that are just smut for smut's sake), because there's no explanation as to how or why they're having these feelings all of a sudden!!
xJeffthekillerx01 Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
Lol XD
Sparkypoo Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I haven't even dared peek at what's going on in the NZ fandom... from what I hear, there is a lot of creepy Richtofen stuff circulating, which is a shame because I seem to remember it was completely clean harmless zombie killing in the 'old days' :lmao:
Love this piece of work :D
Iamalocustdrone935 Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2012
Also, to point out, hes a shophisticated psycho murderer who lavers for blood. No harsh words
lucy7492 Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I read on the wiki that he is in his mid to late 20s because of his hitler youth knife quote. . But the fangirls are still....



just disturbing
takeolover Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
i read online on call of duty wiki that richtofen actually dated a guy and a girl because i just to know more stuff about the NZ characters and i wasn't at all suprised by this news because i don't anything against bisexuals
kuranszo Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
He is my favourite character. Yeah I guess I'm a fangirl. But I don't take it to extremes and fanatasize of such things! It's just gross. ...And I'm just going to admit it, I am insane and love blood and dead things... But that's why I like him! He's like a... male nazi-doctor version of me. And that's it! Stupid fangirls who take it too far are sad. Oh and also he's bisexual, not gay or straight. Just saying. XD
xxXkiwikawaiiXxx Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2012  Student
they call him gay too TT^TT
emmzarox1224 Featured By Owner May 18, 2012  Student Photographer
Fangirls are very annoying. As I've said. :|
He may not exist, but really? Turning him into a paedophile? OH FOR FUCKS SAKE. DO FANGIRLS REALLY RUIN SO MUCH?! D:
Certain fandoms really suck. TT.TT Well, Maybe all fandoms were good till the fangirls chipped away at it's decency.
jiolandshark Featured By Owner May 6, 2012
:iconedwardrichtofenplz::iconsays3plz: Die Menschen FAP mit mir? Oh Gott, warum?!? Wenn Sie dies lesen können Sie am ehesten einen Übersetzer verwendet.
DrRichtofen98 Featured By Owner May 5, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
This is why I enjoy takeo, no rabidd fangirls enjoy him as much or aka "FAP" to him
Atomikamikaze Featured By Owner May 29, 2012

Thank you man, took the words outta my mouth!
DrRichtofen98 Featured By Owner May 30, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
No prolly mate
Mydnight-Ryder Featured By Owner May 1, 2012
Sir, you have just helped me spread the word. EDWARD DOES NOT LIKE LITTLE KIDS!
watervampire Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2012
I get pretty irritated with the Nazi fangirls too. :no:
76Trombones2 Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:iconedwardrichtofen: i hate zhese fangirls and zhis... Zhis... 'RiDe'...
spyash2 Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
:iconrichtofenplz:: I hate zhese fan-girls! I must have zhere HEADS!!!! Samantha! Bring me my Wunderwaffe!
alyshade95 Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2012
HAHAHAHAHA! I totally agree! It disturbs me when people put teenage girls with Richtofen! It's more disturbing than his "hobbies" =/
judy2468 Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
No Rikky you bosted! you bosted! xD
SammyLea Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2012
Ah-hahahaha!! Oh, that's too funny!! x'D

Come on.. Eddy is an old man! He's entertaining, but.. but.. just eww. Heck, with half the things he says, I swear he's gay, anyways! Lol!!

Seriously, if any of them are 'fap worthy', it'd have to be Dempsey. Hands down. xDDD Lol!!! That's funny.

I like you, Eddy, you're my favorite, but even I can't imagine that without cringing a bit. x'D *Pat pat* I'm sorry.

I can't even see how something like that comes up in the first place.. I mean, who wants to fantasize about a character like that, anyways? That would be like.. trying to hit on someone's mentally insane grandpa! I mean, I know I joke about him like that, but it's all just for shits and giggles, because it is funny to think about that. He's an old man, he is now mentally unstable and just plain crazy, and he gets a kick out of murder and gore.. come on, what is there to love about that?

Okay, totally not going to rant about this, I'm sure everyone else already has, lol! Poor Eddy, I'm sure he doesn't enjoy any of that attention, either. xD
Phipps1666 Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2012
I agree.
The people that do fantasize him in that way are probably messed up themselves. There are some weird fetishes out there.
SammyLea Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2012
No kidding, right? Lol!

Poor Eddy. You've become so disliked because of all the weird fan girls (and possibly fan guys.. who knows) who drool over you. *Pat pat.*

He deserves a cookie for the things he has to put up with. Haha. xD
Phipps1666 Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2012
I like him, juuuust not in that way. lol
Extreme fangirls and boys annoy the crap out of me.
dumpaling Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2012
*clap clap*
jorge573 Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
VODKARULZ Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2012
Death by green donuts!
oriannavadelle Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I completely agree, hes still a sociopathic bastard but he isn't what people portray him as in most fandoms
jiolandshark Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2012
Und deshalb ist I love you.
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